Supreme Court News Flash!

NEWS FLASH!!!

The Supreme Court today handed down it's most far reaching decision in the case "The State of Confusion vs Superman". The court overturned the federal law administered by the FAA that gave Superman a license to fly without mechanical aids based on his unique ability to fly in that manner.

In the landmark decision, the court recognized that not all human beings can fly like Superman but also found that in order to protect the rights of other human beings who cannot actually leave the ground in their attempts to fly but desire to be licensed to fly without mechanical aids, under the Equal Rights clause of the constitution, should be granted licenses to fly by the govt based solely upon the criteria that a person who believes they can fly should in all fairness be considered to be actually flying.

The long awaited Supreme Court decision was met with shouts of joy by a crowd of 100,000 people outside of the court jumping up in the air and falling down yelling, "I can fly! I can fly! I can fly!". Many in the crowd were in tears saying, "I can fly! and now the government recognizes it and I can finally have my license to fly."

Oh and Superman was originally given his license to fly in recognition of his taking responsibility to maintain order in the skies and because it was well known by everyone that he was busy saving the human race from extinction...

It has been reported that Superman has decided to leave planet earth seeing that there are so many people who are licensed to "fly" now that surely they can save the human race from extinction all by themselves...

And you know what? Superman knows that he doesn't need a "license" in order to fly. And that giving someone a license to fly doesn't make them able to. He was just being responsible in applying for one.

End of story.
End of mankind.